Amanda Bynes Is Taking Topless Selfies Now
This was going to be a post about Amanda Bynes’ complete lack of self-awareness because she’s claiming that only ugly people are questioning her mental health. On Thursday, she wrote: ‘I have no clue...
View ArticleNicki Minaj Basically Calls Mariah Carey A Washed-Up Old Hag On Twitter
I assumed this died down when everyone got fired. However, it turns out that the fancy version of welfare that allows for pocket squares and silk socks doesn’t buy manners because this was Nicki Minaj...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes Is Obsessed With People Using Recent Selfies Because She Just...
Amanda Bynes found a part-time job as The Internet Police to supplement her ‘Mary-Kate & Ashley type wealth.’ She’s basically acting as the Google Images filter because otherwise media outlets...
View ArticleRobin Williams Is Mad At Kimmode For Biting His Mrs Doubtfire Style
By now you know that Kimmode Kardashian’s years of begging to become part of the MET Gala club worked when Kris Jenner spiked the Kool Aid and Anna Wintour, in her brain damaged state, invited Kimmode...
View ArticleWook Wook Got Invisalign Braces, Completing Her Transformation Into… The...
There’s been a memo in the whorehouse since 1984 that says something about there only being one Kris Jenner-approved favourite at a time. Which basically means the prettiest one who is thinnest and...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Quit Pants Just Like She Quit Bras
Having cut pants out of her life forever because ain’t nobody got time for that, here’s Miley Cyrus wearing almost a whole outfit.
View ArticleFalkor: Flowers Make Up For That Time I Slept With Your Husband, Right?
LeAnn Rimes abandoned the sinking ship that was her own failing marriage and jumped right into the middle of Brandi Glanville’s marriage to Eddie Cibrian. Since then, she’s written whole albums about...
View ArticleBeyonce Is Really Not Helping Herself Here
A few days ago, E! Online claimed to have receipts confirming that a husband, Jay-Z, left a baby in his own wife, Beyonce, about which the latter obviously flipped the f**k out because isn’t that just...
View ArticleNikki Sixx Needs To Get The F**k Off Kimmode’s Twitter, Honestly
I’m choosing to believe that, at some point, the pressure of being Kris Jenner’s favourite became too much for Kimmode and she’s been outsourcing some of her ho’ game to a third world country. Assuming...
View ArticleKimmode: ‘My Pregnancy Lips Are Outta Control’
A few days ago news broke that, in addition to Kimmode’s butt baby, there’s also a baby in each boob AND one in each ankle. That’s becoming too many for me to count that high and I don’t like fractions...
View ArticleRicky Gervais Does Not Approve of Celebrity Slacktivism
Right after Wolf Blitzer browbeat a tornado survivor into ‘thanking the Lord’ on air, only for her to admit she is actually an Atheist, comes a bunch of other names who are sending prayers to people...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes Lost Her Goddamn Mind on Twitter This Weekend
The least credible suspect in the world, Amanda Bynes, was arrested in her own home for trying to kill someone by allegedly throwing a glass bong out a 36th floor window. She was charged, removed from...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes Tried To Make Fun of Rihanna on Twitter
Amanda Bynes openly wishing her elderly parents were dying in a gutter somewhere needed its own post. So does the corollary in which Bynes opines about domestic violence. According to TMZ.com who got a...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes Claims She’s Allergic to Weed & Alcohol, Says Anti-Rihanna...
Yesterday, Amanda Bynes followed up some classy tweets about wishing her parents were starving to death in a gutter by positing that Rihanna wouldn’t have nearly been beaten to death by Chris Brown if...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes’ Parents Will Use Her Twitter Feed Against Her
Depending on whom you believe, Amanda Bynes is either a ‘misunderstood Rihanna’ type or she’s a combination of both Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Bynes believes she’s the former. Whereas her...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes Blames Her Twitter on Hackers Then Goes Right Back To Being...
Amanda Bynes openly wished her elderly parents were destitute before calling her own father ugly and admitting to having reconstructive surgeries so she wouldn’t look like him anymore. Then she used...
View ArticleLook Out, January Jones, Amanda Bynes is Coming For Your Boyfriend
Liam Helmsworth is the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth other than Tanz Watson. FYi! — Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 4, 2013 Miley Cyrus split from January Jones’ boyfriend several months...
View ArticleNicole Richie Shames Paparazzo Who Dropped His Own Kid to Get A Picture
Nicole Richie has a pretty hilarious track record of naming and shaming any paparazzi she feels get too close to herself or her kids while she’s doing normal things like drop them to school....
View ArticleThe Prettiest Kardashian From A Bunch of Different Angles
Kimmode will be on maternity leave from the whorehouse soon so Kris Jenner is grooming The Prettiest Kardashian to take Kim’s place. Having no comment to make except, ‘Well, I’ll be damned’ because...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Is THIS Desperate for You To Buy Her New Single…
Miley Cyrus unofficially quit January Jones’ boyfriend this month so she’s celebrating by getting naked and doing a bunch of drugs then Instagramming both because that’s good enough for the real...
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